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Rating: M (to be safe)
Warnings: Slash/shounen ai (maybe YAOI), Het, blood and stuff, non-con (though I'll warn you so you can skip), mentions of underage (I guess) HarryOC (OC dies so don’t get in a twist) ShuraHaku (yes, he WILL be a HE)
Diclaimer: I wish, but it's they're not mine. T^T
Note: final chapter guys! Might have asequel.
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Rating: M (to be safe)
Warnings: Slash/shounen ai (maybe YAOI), Het, blood and stuff, non-con (though I'll warn you so you can skip), mentions of underage (I guess) HarryOC (OC dies so don’t get in a twist) ShuraHaku (yes, he WILL be a HE)
Diclaimer: I wish, but it's they're not mine. T^T
Note: I'll be cleaning these up later. Finals are happening though, so I'm kinda pressed ofr time.
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Once a Wizard, Always a Shinobi 45-47

Posted on 2009.11.29 at 00:02
Hiding: Blargh
Blasting: Fireflies - Owl City
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Rating: M (to be safe)

Warnings: Slash/shounen ai (maybe YAOI), Het, blood and stuff, non-con (though I'll warn you so you can skip), mentions of underage (I guess) HarryOC (OC dies so don’t get in a twist) ShuraHaku (yes, he WILL be a HE)
Diclaimer: They weren't before, they aren't now.

Note: Sorry guys! Here, I finished it on FF.Net, so I'll post the rest up. T^T

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Once a Wizard, Always a Shinobi Chapters 44

Posted on 2009.05.30 at 01:09
Hiding: Graduation lock down
Feeling: bouncy=D
Blasting: Are We Human - The Killers
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Rating: M (to be safe)

Warnings: Slash/shounen ai (maybe YAOI), Het, blood and stuff, non-con (though I'll warn you so you can skip), mentions of underage (I guess) HarryOC (OC dies so don’t get in a twist) ShuraHaku (yes, he WILL be a HE)

Diclaimer: I wish, but it's they're not mine. T^T

Note: Right, so, don't tell my readers at FF.Net, but I'm going to do something that will very much make you all angry. But, since the vote for a sequel won, I have to.  A bit of a peak, yes? Someone dies, someone is exiled, someone is a missing nin, and Hajime has never been so mad. Also, the Council is digging it's own grave.

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You aren't allowed to kill me.


Once a Wizard, Always a Shinobi Chapters 40-43

Posted on 2009.04.13 at 14:42
Feeling: angryDIE COMPUTER
Blasting: Next To Normal
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Rating: M (to be safe)

Warnings: Slash/shounen ai (maybe YAOI), Het, blood and stuff, non-con (though I'll warn you so you can skip), mentions of underage (I guess) HarryOC (OC dies so don’t get in a twist) ShuraHaku (yes, he WILL be a HE)

Diclaimer: Don't talk to me.

Note:Woooooo, I managed to log on for longer than 3 minutes! HURRAY! My comp has a stupid spyware/virus thingy, so I'm going to go back to backing up my files. I don't want to lose the timeline for this story!

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Writer's Block: Heavenly Bodies

Posted on 2009.04.08 at 16:56
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If you discovered a new planet, what would you name it?
I would name it FL-7 for Froot Loop 7. Why? Because I enjoy Fruit Loops and happen to be eating some right now. Or I would name it Pern....you can look it up if you don't know why. =D

The Value of Friendship

Posted on 2009.02.17 at 18:14
Hiding: In the shower eating ice cream
Feeling: sadHurt
Blasting: Hate this part (right here) by Pussycat Dolls
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So someone I thought was one of my best friends decided he didn’t want to interact with me in any at all ever. Did he do this by telling me to my face? No, of course not, that would require balls and a sense of decency. Instead, he ignored me.

Now, I don’t mind so much that I was ignored. Yes it was aggravating and it bothered me that I didn’t know what I did to be ignored. I thought it was my other best friend, whom I have known since we were in grade school, that was mad at me.

She started talking to me again though, so I figured all was well in our world. I came over to where we usually eat lunch, said hello, and was met with a nasty look and silence. I pulled out my phone and asked via a text message “Why are you being an ass?”

He replied “because I’m done with you. Im tired of you treating me like shit. Im tired of you talking over me. Im tired of you being my best friend one day and a bitch

The next. I am doing nothing close to the pain you caused me. And im tired of seeing you treat {Yames} like a taxi and bank. I dont want to hear the things you”

And he sent that second one twice while whatever was going to be after the “you” never made it. I sent “You could have told me. I would have stopped”

He said “you listen so well”

Well I do admit that I have hearing problems and I forget things easily. It runs in my family, you jackass. Also, did I not listen when you asked me and Yames to stop saying retard? For those of you who don’t know, he has a retarded niece. And yes, she is retarded. She isn’t handicapped or handicapable or whatever the politically correct shit is.

There isn’t anything wrong with being a retard. All it means is that you are slower than most people at one thing or another. And guess what?! I have a retarded aunt who is younger than my baby niece! And a retarded cousin, and a retarded uncle! You know something though? The two that can talk make more retard jokes than I do!

So I sent back “I listen when you are being serious.”

He saw fit to reply with “Does it really matter. This would had happened years ago if i was not afraid of losing the people who associate with you. But i dont care anymore. I am

Tired of your twisted view of reality. Im tired of having you make fun of rape and cutting and joking aboutmy weight. You dont think before saying things. You

Just want attention and will hurt anyone to get it. Its not just me that feels this way. Hopefully th eothers will comeou now. Youve burned a lot of bridges.”

So what you are basically saying is that I don’t really have any friends, they all just tolerate me because they want to stay friends with all the other people who tolerate me. Your logic is astounding, as well as your ability to text. I’ve never heard of comeou, perhaps you meant come out? nice use of punctuation as well. I’ll have to recommend you as an editor to the school newspaper!

Do you want to know something? I do indeed joke about cutting, emo kids, getting raped, and all that horrifying stuff you expect to find in a good teenage soap opera. Do you want to know why? I know people who have been raped, I used to cut, Hell, I’ve even written bad poetry! If I don’t joke about that shit then I’ll cry about it and my doctor might have to up my fucking catalpa to something more potent.

On another rnote, you think I want attention? You repeat the Same. Fucking. Story five times. It wasn’t funny the first time you said, what makes you think anyone will give you a pity laugh the fifth time? I do think before saying things, I analyze everything I say from every angle possible so I know just how offensive its going to be, just how much amusement it might bring, or even if it will upset a situation further.

Do you want to know why, you fucking dick wad? Because I didn’t have friends until I moved to Utah. I was the smart fucking kid in class who was teachers pet. I got spit on at recess, spent more time crying in a bathroom than in my class learning, and generally arrived in Utah traumatized to the point that I would latch onto the first person who said hello.

And as for those other people who think I’m a bitch that doesn’t deserve friends, let them come out. I will be happy to break connections with them and let them get on with their merry lives free of me. I don’t want to be “friends” with people who secretly wish I would just get hit by a car and stay down this time.

So I was crying by this point. I thought that he had said height rather than weight and told him that I was shorter than him. He told me “weight. God can you red.”

Again with the brilliant punctuation. I can read, in fact, I’m pretty sure my reading comprehension scores will be one of the highest, if not the highest in our whole school. I can rest easy knowing that they are higher than yours at the very least.

I told him I couldn’t read it right because I was crying. He said

“I dont care jac. There are other ways to keep from cutting that does not involve hurting others. Especially since some of the things you said made me want”

Again it cut out. Tell me, who have I hurt that you didn’t laugh at? Who, amongst those that I care about, have I viciously attacked to the this degree? Not you, certainly, and not anyone else. In case you haven’t noticed, I rag on myself just as much as I rag on everyone around me. The only person I don’t rag on is Yames.

What, exactly, did they make you want to do? Rape puppies? Cut yourself? Do us all a favor and make up some new stories? Though I  guess that one where you pretended to be my friend and then couldn’t find the guts to break it off was pretty funny. Maybe we should change your name to Corbin? You seem to be acting just the way you always complained he did.

Speaking of complaints, do you have any idea how many of our friends have complained to me about you being an overly controlling, think-you-know-it-all, ass wipe? Pretty much all of them. I doubt they complain about me half as often as they complain about you.

AND LEAVE YAMES OUT OF THIS! She is just trying to keep out of the fucking Drama you seem to have pulled out your pimply ass. I swear, you’re worse than a fucking five year old who did get his damn candy at the store!

Sorry guys, I just had to share my hurt with someone. I usually bottle this stuff up, but I can already tell that it's going to hurt a lot worse if I do that this time. I'll try to work up the energy to update, but I feel really drained right now. I'm going to go sit in the shower and eat ice cream. Yes at the same time. It helps, trust me.

 


Once a Wizard, Always a Shinobi Ch 39

Posted on 2009.02.02 at 21:50
Hiding: dancing
Feeling: deviousWo0o0o0
Blasting: Fair Weather Friends by Daedelus
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Rating: M (to be safe)

Warnings: Slash/shounen ai (maybe YAOI), Het, blood and stuff, non-con (though I'll warn you so you can skip), mentions of underage (I guess) HarryOC (OC dies so don’t get in a twist) ShuraHaku (yes, he WILL be a HE)

Diclaimer: All I have is a free mouse pad I got by being a randomly chosen user on my colleges chat board. Leave me alone! (goes to cry asomewhere)

Note: Hi guys! Holidays will make updates more sporadic than usual, as I'm sure you noticed. Shura will be heading back to Hoggys by next chapter, sorry. On the plus side, I will be updating my HPKH crossover fic as a christmas present before the year is out. I'm also taking opinions on whether or not you want Sasuke to leave the village. I've already decided what I'm going to do with him, but the way it happens will depend on whether you guys want him to leave or not.

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Once a Wizard, Always a Shinobi Ch 38

Posted on 2008.11.22 at 21:02
Feeling: coldcold
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Rating: M (to be safe)

Warnings: Slash/shounen ai (maybe YAOI), Het, blood and stuff, non-con (though I'll warn you so you can skip), mentions of underage (I guess) HarryOC (OC dies so don’t get in a twist) ShuraHaku (yes, he WILL be a HE)

Diclaimer: I wish, so very bad.

Note: Alrighty. I've been issued a challenge and I was wondering if you guys think I should take it up. Of course, it won't be posted for a long while, possibly not until I finish this story, but still. I'll put details and such at the end of this, as well as the challenge. Please check it out! Also, I have new poll up on my author page, check it out!

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Once a Wizard, Always a Shinobi Ch 35-37

Posted on 2008.11.14 at 21:34
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Here is the promised link! Kingofloosepages FF.NET page

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